So, you know…buy it!
America Ferarra! And Audra McDonald! And SONDHEIM. Whose mannerisms are disturbingly like those of the man I was in love with in my early twenties, but let’s not talk about that.
I have written erotica in the past so don’t be surprised if you or one of our scenes shows up in a story or novel with full descriptions. I don’t ever use real names, of course.
If you’re still reading this then I think you’re a little curious about it even if you don’t realize it yourself.
And I feel like New York City is the best city to casually meet and just see if you like each other. So don’t be afraid to message me casually and we can just get a coffee or have lunch or something and we can talk."
— This is just a small snippet from the self-summary of a guy who just liked me on OKCupid. I can’t even begin to parse the obnoxiousness, creepiness, and desperation to enforce “casualness” on display. Ew.
This snowstorm is pretty pathetic, right? Especially in NYC? Bo-ring.
I mean, sure.
Just a reminder, the bookstore and all the HW Thrifts always stock free condoms. No glove, no book love.
This is why I will not be seeing that guy from Saturday night again. He doesn’t know who Jeffrey Eugenides is, for god’s sake.